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Faster Demotivational Poster


YOUR CIRCLE -




THERAPY IS HELPFUL - But screaming obscenities is faster and cheaper !


TAGS: therapy helpful screaming obscenities faster
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - August 25, 2011, 5:46 pm
Well that is because she is just a psycho bitch...
mariand - August 25, 2011, 4:41 pm
LOL...and hair pulled?


PUSH THE BUTTON - Pressing the elevator button ten times in a row will cause the elevator to arrive ten times faster.


TAGS: elevator push button faster
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by elixiri

EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
Can't prove it to humans.
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:47 pm
Wow, you can feel it through the interweb!?
MPsniper - December 9, 2011, 7:43 pm
the call command is only sent on the initial button press. any more presses after that do nothing. i try to explain that to people and they just give me an uncomprehending blank stare.
maoworks2 - December 6, 2011, 5:27 pm
That's A Good One !


I - Never finish Anyth




PARENTING -


TAGS: help kid grow faster mariand
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by mariand

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:15 pm
overwatering will kill your weed in no time :)
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 5:50 pm
HAH! and I thought it was adult swim....love the pic


WOMEN DRIVERS - You'd think they'd be familiar with the "faster is not better" concept.


TAGS: women drivers female driver faster better car stuck hummer
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by aPauling

D4V3 - July 7, 2008, 9:42 am
i'd fill both of them


Mooove iT ! -


TAGS: cows carnivores escape faster excuse
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:17 pm
Amen daddy!
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm
Ditto what I replied.
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm
Thank you!
ughomer - November 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
DittO what GaryO posted.
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:29 pm
Excellent, Missy.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:44 pm

At our table, long ago~~ "I'm going to be a vegetarian," our daughter said, eyeing her pork chop with disgust. "Listen," her dad said, "if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. Now eat!"


BREAKING UP -


TAGS: aprchallenge breaking up faster is better
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by sickartist

SamanthaNufer - June 22, 2011, 9:12 pm
Break it up!
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 11:44 am
5 tuck n rolls for you sicko
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:23 pm
Hint: Don't take your foot off of the gas. Reap the benefits.


TIME -




OTHERS MAY PASS YOU BY -


TAGS: running faster in circles
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Derek

Toasty - November 17, 2009, 9:41 am
Haha, there is an AFN commercial similar to this picture.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 17, 2009, 2:27 am
Excellent, and almost (dum dum dummmmmm!...Motivational! or at least inspired. I liked this one a lot, and gave it 5 lazy ass lions fishing and drinking beer.
Sean - November 16, 2009, 9:23 pm
Others may fall behind, but that doesn't mean anal is out of the question.
spacedog - November 16, 2009, 9:22 pm
Very nice Derek.
Bartimaeus - November 16, 2009, 9:08 pm
Ha! Cool. Way to think ahead. Extremely clever.
Derek - November 16, 2009, 9:06 pm
Many thanks Bart, Aggy and Dre. Oh, the mirrored bit is just a symptom of my silly desire for symmetry.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
whats up with the mirror motifake.com in the lower left?
agdaniele - November 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
I agree wholeheartedly.
DreMagnum - November 16, 2009, 8:41 pm
Wow, derek is making some good posters 5/5
Bartimaeus - November 16, 2009, 8:31 pm
Words to live by. 5/5


FOREPLAY - THE SOONER YOU START, THE FASTER YOU WILL ACHIEVE YOUR GOALS.




THE MAN OF STEEL -




TANNING BED -




FLATTERY -




FAME -


TAGS: moar spinning equals faster time
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Anything

Anything - June 8, 2010, 11:16 pm
Oh, damn it... Elementary grammar mistake right there.
Cubbybear - June 8, 2010, 10:42 pm
Ain't that the truth 5 bitter lions


HAMMY - Even as a child He got the big ones


TAGS: bigger harder faster
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by axe11154

M0rd3kaI - April 24, 2012, 7:44 pm
Question is: "Goat... is that your Hammy?"
spypengen - April 24, 2012, 6:01 pm
hammy is that your goat?


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